Santa didn’t come to Miami to slow down.
He came to hide in plain sight, laugh a little louder, and remember why this city works the way it does. Miami doesn’t judge your backstory, it just asks if you can hang.
Same goes for comedy. You don’t need a wristband, a costume, or a personality you borrowed from Basel week.
You just need a seat, a drink, and a sense of humor. That’s why this week’s comedy shows feel like the perfect reset. Local crowds, familiar rooms, strong laughs, and zero pressure to pretend you’re anything other than someone who wants to enjoy their night.
Here’s where Santa, and you, should end up laughing this week.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Monday)
Monday, November 3rd, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Cocina and Beerhouse
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Monday Nights are a part of the Weekend now.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Monday is where Santa would go to blend in. Little Havana energy, great food, cold beer, and a room full of locals who laugh like they earned it. This is the easiest night of the week to show up, sit down, and remember Miami is still fun when nobody is trying too hard.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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TOO LIT Tuesday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Tuesday, November 4th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Club Turnin' up on a Tuesday
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Tuesday is when Santa stops pretending he is low key. Blackbird turns into a full Miami reset with strong drinks, loud laughs, and a crowd that knows how to turn a weekday into a story. If Santa had a sugar daddy phase, this is where it would happen.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Membership
If Santa was really running things in Miami, he’d want access, perks, and zero hassle. That’s the Miami Comedy Membership. One monthly price gets you drink deals, early RSVPs, and a guaranteed seat at the funniest nights in the city. It’s the easiest way to keep laughing through the holidays without overspending or overthinking where to go.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Friday)
Friday, October 7th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Bar
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Beers, Munchies, and Pregame your weekend with us.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Friday at Thank You Miami is comfort food for your sense of humor. Locals, first dates, friends clocking out for the week, all packed into a room that feels familiar in the best way. Santa would approve because nothing says holiday spirit like laughing before the weekend takes your money.
Why stop at Friday? Membership makes every night feel like the weekend.
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SO LIT Saturday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Saturday, November 15th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Witness the lit-ness.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Saturday is when Santa leans fully into Miami mode. SO LIT Saturday is big laughs, party energy, and a crowd ready to let the week go. If Santa is turning HO HO HO into JO JO JO, this is the night. Come early, stay late, and let the city do what it does best.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Podcast
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Miami Comedy Podcast Clip
Miami NEEDS Corruption
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Comedy Coaching
Humor-Scope
This week’s coaching video is about using your humor like a microscope. When you slow down and really look at what makes you laugh, you start seeing patterns, timing, and truth hiding in plain sight. Comedy coaching helps you sharpen that lens, so your jokes, stories, and ideas land clearer and stronger. If you want to understand your own sense of humor instead of guessing at it, this is where it starts.