Miami Comedy Podcast

Introducing “The Miami Exit” #miamicomedy
For upcoming comedy shows, live podcasts, and everything we’re building in Miami, head to ⁠https://miamicomedy.com ⁠This episode is a funny, honest look at how to keep your life together while living in Miami, a place designed to distract you. We break down why pulling up is expensive and staying home is compound interest, how boredom is secretly a flex, why rush hour kills productivity, and how discipline actually works for people who can see the matrix and still enjoy living in it. If you’ve been in Miami long enough to see it change, or you moved here and quickly realized self-improvement hits different in this city, this one will feel uncomfortably familiar in the best way. 00:00 Introduction and New Year's Resolutions in Miami 01:53 The Miami Exit Strategy 03:35 The Calendar Exit Strategy 05:27 The Pre-Exit Compliment 07:01 The Parking Commitment Test 08:13 Becoming a Morning Person 11:42 The Power of Do Not Disturb 13:35 Muting Social Media Temptations 15:26 The Power of Balance in Spending 19:05 Embracing Boredom to Save Money 20:51 Home Gym and Walking Pad Benefits 23:38 Experimenting with Sobriety 27:25 Live Show Information
How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions Living in Miami - MCP 1-2-26
Top 5 last minute Christmas gifts 🎁 #miamicomedy
Visit ⁠https://MiamiComedy.com⁠ to see where we’re performing, grab tickets, and get tapped into the Miami comedy scene. In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying. 00:00 Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy 01:01 Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful 02:51 Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear 06:50 Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy 09:14 Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests 13:24 Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidence 15:54 Last Minute Gift #5: Lottery Tickets and Shared Delusion 19:34 Wrapping It Up and What We’ve Got Coming Next
Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas - Miami Comedy Podcast 12-20-25
Miami Needs Corruption #miamicomedy
Visit ⁠MiamiComedy.com⁠ to join the community and get notified for new episodes, live shows, and all the wild Miami stories we turn into comedy. This episode breaks down why Miami secretly needs corruption to stay Miami. From Vice City vibes to Bitcoin mayors to politicians doing “honest” crime with a wink, we explore how the corruption gives the city its identity and why a wholesome Miami would be the most boring plot twist of all. (00:00) Warming Up the Mic (00:22) Why Miami's Corruption Is Our Signature Sazón (02:31) The Daily Entertainment of Watching This City Misbehave (06:43) How Miami Treated COVID Like a Side Quest (08:29) Can Miami Survive If We Clean Up Our Act? (15:34) A Quick Detour Into the Comedy We Create Weekly (17:10) Closing Rants and Your Invitation to Pull Up
Miami NEEDS Corruption - Miami Comedy Podcast 12-12-25
The Art Basel All Access Guy #miamicomedy
Visit ⁠https://MiamiComedy.com⁠ and unlock all the fun we’ve got going on in the 305. Shows, clips, comedy coaching, skits - laugh everyday in Miami. This week’s episode dives into another year for Art Basel season in Miami, where the city turns into one giant obstacle course of traffic, wristbands, fake VIPs, and people who somehow sneak into places you didn’t even know existed. We go live and we break down why December here feels like a spiritual test, how Basel becomes a competitive sport. It’s Miami satire, local culture, and party logic all rolled into this episode. 00:00 Kicking This Year's Basel Off 00:06 Why December in Miami Feels Like a Boss Fight 01:03 The Holiday Side Quests 03:33 Art Basel: The Networking Battle Begins 08:06 Status Flexing Season: Miami’s Social Olympics 10:28 The Art of Sneaking In 21:53 Basel Hangovers and Post-Year Clarity 25:01 Alright, I’m Out — Episode Wrap-Up
Art Basel Making It Unnecessarily Difficult For Locals - Miami Comedy Podcast 12-5-25
Family Card Game Aggresion #miamicomedy
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