If you’re here, it means you already did the math.
The malls are wilin', delivery windows are lies, and whatever you ordered is either delayed or suspiciously light. That’s when you realize the best last minute gift in Miami isn’t a thing, it’s a night out.
No receipts. No sizes. No awkward exchanges. Just drinks, laughs, and a memory that actually lands. Here’s how to gift Miami comedy this week, depending on who you’re buying for.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Monday)
Monday, December 22nd, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Cocina and Beerhouse
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Monday Nights are a part of the Weekend now.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
This is the perfect gift for someone who appreciates comfort over hype. Great food, cold drinks, and a room full of locals who laugh like they’ve been through something together. Monday here feels like you thought ahead, even if you didn’t. Buy them a drink, sit back, and let the jokes do the work.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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TOO LIT Tuesday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Tuesday, December 23rd, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Club Turnin' up on a Tuesday
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
This is your gift for the friend who says they’re tired but never goes home early. Blackbird turns a Tuesday into a full reset. Loud laughs, strong drinks, and the kind of energy that makes people forget it’s a weekday. This is not a subtle gift, and that’s the point.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Membership
f you like having a move instead of scrambling, the Miami Comedy Membership is it. One monthly price gets you access to shows all week, drink perks, and priority seating in rooms locals already love. It’s the easiest way to turn a random night into a win, especially during the holidays when everything else feels overpriced and overcomplicated.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Friday)
Friday, December 26th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Bar
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Beers, Munchies, and Pregame your weekend with us.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Friday is the safest last minute win. Dates, friends, coworkers finally off the clock, all landing in the same room ready to laugh. If you forgot to plan something meaningful, this fixes it. Comedy plus drinks plus a familiar Miami spot always reads as intentional.
Why stop at Friday? Membership makes every night feel like the weekend.
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SO LIT Saturday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Saturday, December 27th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Witness the lit-ness.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
This is the big one. If you need a gift that says “I know what I’m doing,” Saturday at Blackbird is it. Party energy, packed room, and free shots at nine. This is not a quiet gesture. This is a full send. Wrap it however you want, it lands the same.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Podcast
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Podcast Video Clip Of The Week
"FIVE Last Minute Christmas Gifts - Miami Style"
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Video Of The Week
"Twas The Night Before Miami"
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Comedy Coaching
This week’s coaching video dives into AI and humor, not as a shortcut, but as a mirror. AI can help you notice patterns, sharpen ideas, and speed up the writing process, but the funny still comes from you. We break down how to use AI as a tool without losing your voice, timing, or personality. If you want to write more consistently without sounding like everyone else, this one’s for you.