If you’ve ever felt that moment at 6:17 PM where your brain is still in “responsible adult” mode but your group chat is already in “we’re outside,” welcome to the Miami double life.
The trick isn’t pretending you’re balanced, it’s admitting you’re constantly negotiating with yourself.
Handle business, earn the night. Or go out, then wake up and pay the tax with interest and a fee.
Either way, comedy is the healthiest middle ground I’ve found, you get the nightlife energy without waking up feeling like your soul got drafted in the fourth quarter.
Here are this weeks Miami Comedy Shows.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Monday)
Monday, January 26th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Cocina and Beerhouse
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Monday Nights are a part of the Weekend now.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Monday is the reset button. You pull up, laugh, shake off whatever “serious life” was doing to you, and still make it to bed at a time that won’t ruin your Tuesday. It’s the perfect “I went out, but I’m still a good person” move.
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TOO LIT Tuesday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Tuesday, January 27th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Club Turnin' up on a Tuesday
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
This is where Miami tests your discipline. It’s a Tuesday, but Blackbird doesn’t care, Blackbird is an idea. Comedy in the back room, then the option to step right into the madness outside. Come for the laughs, stay for the poor decisions you can blame on the city.
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Miami Comedy Membership
Join the VIP membership if you want the Miami Comedy experience on easy mode, preferred seating, drink perks, first dibs on new merch, and you’re always in the loop when we drop new shows, pop-ups, or surprise lineups.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Friday)
Friday, January 30th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Bar
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Beers, Munchies, and Pregame your weekend with us.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Friday is when you stop pretending you’re “just tired” and accept you’ve been saving your social battery all week. The show is the kickoff, the room is loud, the laughs come easy, and the weekend officially begins the right way, with jokes first, chaos second.
Why stop at Friday? Membership makes every night feel like the weekend.
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SO LIT Saturday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Saturday, January 31st, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Witness the lit-ness.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
This is the main event. Crowdwork, big energy, and the most Miami option possible: comedy that turns into nightlife without even changing locations. It’s basically a pregame that counts as culture.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Podcast
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Podcast Video Clip Of The Week
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The Brickell Boyz Clip of the Week
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Miami Comedy Merch
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Skit Of The Week
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Stand Up Comedy Clip of the Week
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Comedy Coaching
Comedy coaching is for people who know they’re funny but keep shutting themselves down mid-thought. This week’s concept was the Critical Exit, the move where you catch your inner critic trying to veto the joke before it even exists, and you learn how to step around that mental trap so your real humor comes out clean, natural, and confident.
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