Is There Anything Scary About Miami?

You think Halloween's all about scares and spooks?

Well, Miami's got news for ya—we turn the Day of the Dead into a day at the club! In today's episode, we're diving into why Miami's Halloween scene is all about beach bods over body bags.

Are we too glam to give a damn about ghouls? We're investigating why Miami's idea of a haunted house has more in common with a VIP lounge than a creepy crypt.

Ever wondered if a zombie in Miami would survive? Look no further! We're hitting Miami Beach to show you why it's the world's least likely venue for a zombie apocalypse.

From jaw-dropping, runway-ready costumes to the steamiest monster mash you've ever seen in Wynwood, discover how Miami redefines Halloween haute couture.

Mojitos or potion brews? We're stirring the cauldron to reveal the must-dos and major don'ts of celebrating All Hallows' Eve in the 305.

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0:12 Miami is the least scariest place in Miami
1:27 Miami Zombies Survival
1:45 Hialeah Horror
2:29 Florida Scary Movie
3:07 Wynwood Horror Maze
4:06 Anonymous Miami Bars

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