If you made it here from the email, welcome to the laugh lounge.
Art Basel is gone, your wallet is dehydrated, and your camera roll is full of pictures you took of art you did not understand. Now the city shifts into December mode. Relatives are here / coming. Tourists are multiplying. Money is evaporating. And the pressure to be both social and financially responsible is hitting like a high speed rollout with a laywer directory jingle.
This is where comedy earns its place.
It is inexpensive, local, and guaranteed to reset your brain after a week of pretending to be cultured.
Here is what we have lined up to help you laugh through the holiday chaos.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Monday)
Monday, December 8th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Cocina and Beerhouse
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Monday Nights are a part of the Weekend now.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Monday is the perfect detox from Basel burnout. Thank You Miami gives you that backyard party energy with burgers, beers, and people who also blew half their budget on “festival parking.” This is a night to laugh at the city, laugh at yourself, and warm up for the holidays without spending like you are furnishing an Airbnb. Bring friends or just bring your tired Basel soul.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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TOO LIT Tuesday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Tuesday, December 9th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Club Turnin' up on a Tuesday
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Tuesday is where Miami forgets it is a weekday. Blackbird turns into a full reset button for anyone still recovering from galleries, wristbands, and overpriced cocktails. The crowd shows up loud, ready, and grateful for a place where the vibes do not require a five figure art piece. Last week we even helped strangers become love interests, so imagine what we can fix for you this time around. If you want a night that feels like Basel without the bill, this is it.
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Membership
If December is stressing you out, the membership is the holiday hack. One monthly price, perks at every show, drink deals, early RSVPs, and built in access to laughter whenever the season gets too loud. Think of it as insurance against overspending and undersmiling. If you want to keep going out without hurting your budget, this is the move.
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Thank You Miami Comedy Night (Friday)
Friday, December 12th, 9:00 PM
Thank You Miami Bar
1701 W Flagler St., Miami, FL 33135
Entry: Free
Beers, Munchies, and Pregame your weekend with us.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
Buy-One-Get-One-Free Domestic Beers
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
BOGO Drink Deal Every Show
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Friday brings the energy back, but without the Basel chaos. This crowd is a mix of locals, tired shoppers, and out of towners who saw enough murals for the next decade. No pretension, no rush, just a place where people come to laugh before Saturday drains the rest of their bank account. Grab a seat, grab a beer, and let the week fall off your shoulders.
Why stop at Friday? Membership makes every night feel like the weekend.
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SO LIT Saturday
Blackbird Ordinary Comedy Night
Saturday, December 13th, 9:00 PM
Blackbird Ordinary
729 SW 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33130
Entry: Free
Witness the lit-ness.
Upgrade ($25 - $35):
VIP Section Afterparty
Preferred Seating
Miami Comedy Merch Shirt (limited print)
Membership ($20/Monthly):
Complimentary Drink
Reserved Seating Perks
Exclusive Member Access & Specials
Saturday is the night Miami goes wild, so we give you a clean entry point. SO LIT Saturday keeps your weekend fun without blowing your last Christmas dime. Free shots at nine, great comedy, and a crowd that is ready to laugh at everything December throws at them. If Tuesday feels like Saturday, Saturday at Blackbird feels like a holiday cheat code. Bring your people. Bring your situationships. Bring whoever likes to have a laughterparty...
Coming to this show? Cool. Membership gets you every show, every week.
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Miami Comedy Podcast
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Miami Comedy Podcast Clip
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Comedy Coaching
This week’s coaching is all about writing comedy, especially when your brain feels fried from the season. The skill is simple. Everyone has a sense of humor hidden somewhere, and writing helps you find it. If you want to get funnier on purpose, stand out socially, or simply express yourself without tripping over your own thoughts, this is your doorway. The holidays make people tense. Your humor is the thing that frees you. I can help you build it.