This episode breaks down the hilarious truth behind Miami’s reputation: the corruption here isn’t a glitch, it’s the seasoning. From politicians who steal with style to the chaos that fuels our city’s branding, we dive into why Miami works the way it does and why “fixing” it would ruin the fun.
1. Miami’s Brand Is Built on Bad Behavior
The open-air corruption, the winks, the nods, and why pretending to clean it up feels unnatural for this city.
2. The Entertainment Value of Everyday Chaos
Only in Miami can your self-esteem be boosted by scrolling local headlines. Corruption doubles as community bonding.
3. Suarez, Bitcoin, and the Art of Getting Paid
A playful look at Miami’s favorite “crypto mayor” and why his moves were perfectly on brand.
4. Why GTA Keeps Choosing Miami
A wholesome city wouldn’t get a video game franchise. Miami’s mischief is its cultural export.
5. The New Politicians and the Threat of Boring Governance
Why “we’re gonna do things right” is the scariest sentence a Miamian can hear.
6. MiamiCoin, Scams, and Our Shared Delusion
Remember when we all invested fifty bucks just to see what would happen? Exactly.
7. What Happens If We Actually Clean Up?
No scandals, no memes, no chaos, no spice. Miami becomes Tampa with prettier sunsets.