The Safest Neighborhood in Miami Isn’t What You Think (It’s Wherever the Abuelas Live)
Want the safest neighborhood in Miami? Move in with abuelas. They got better surveillance than the FBI. Here’s why I’m dead serious.
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Things to Do in Miami This Week: Comedy Shows, Cheap Nights Out, and Miami Real Estate Truths
There’s something comforting about buying property in a neighborhood where the biggest scandal is someone putting out the trash too early.In luxury towers, “community” means accidentally making eye contact in…