Why a Sports Car is the Worst Investment You Can Make in Miami
You spent 300k on a Lambo to drive 25 in a school zone while cops follow you. Nobody even looks at the driver. Here’s why it’s a terrible flex.
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Pub Sub Brisket by Drone: Miami’s Future Just Got Weird
Publix is making brisket Pub Subs and delivering them by drone. I didn’t see it coming. Birds are about to start a war over airspace.
Costco at 2pm on a Monday is the Real Miami Flex
The flex isn’t the Lambo. The flex is buying steaks at 2pm on a Monday because nothing else is going on. Time is the only luxury that matters.
Luxury Logo Buildings in Miami: We’re Paying Brands to Live in Their Buildings
If you live at the Aston Martin tower, you’re walking advertising. They should be paying you. Here’s how Miami real estate flipped the sponsorship game on us.
The Real Cost of Cinco de Mayo (and Every Other Free Miami Party)
Free admission is never free. Your liver, your dignity, your gym streak, and 48 hours of motivation are the actual price of going out in Miami.
From Brickell to Little Havana: Where to See Comedy in Miami
If your calendar’s already filling up with tasks, errands, and promises you wish you hadn’t made — hit pause. Miami Comedy has something better.This week’s lineup is all about switching…
Don’t Just Go Out, Go Where It Counts with Miami Comedy
Miami’s full of places to kill time—but this weekend, let’s actually make it count with Miami Comedy by your side. If you’re tired of overpriced cocktails and going-out routines that feel…
Miami Comedy Podcast 1-2-21 – The new routine
Manny riffs on routines to make a difference. — The Miami Comedy Podcast is a daily show for comedy relief, because we need a laugh everyday in Miami! Tune in…
Miami Comedy Podcast 1-1-21 – Intelligent Life?
Manny riffs on the “intelligent” animals in the animal kingdom. — The Miami Comedy Podcast is a daily show for comedy relief, because we need a laugh everyday in Miami!…
Miami Comedy Podcast 12-31-20 – Happy New Year
Manny riffs on the pros of getting microchipped, aliens, and getting rid of the sack. — The Miami Comedy Podcast is a daily show for comedy relief, because we need…