Go to the Best After-parties by Dying at a Miami Party

Dying during a Miami party will most likely cause the afterlife to be an after party. Various studies have shown when undergoing a near death experience, your life will flash before your eyes. Leading to the conclusion the bright light at the end of the tunnel may be a giant disco ball for regular Miami nightlife dwellers.

Angelic music is subjective and some may claim it to be their favorite EDM tracks, and heavenly clouds to be made with smoke and foam machines. It is better to get acquainted with as many promoters as you can, for if they pass away before you, they will already have you placed on St. Peter’s list.

This leads to further investigation on what purgatory may be for those that are a buzzkill or the debbie downers of parties. Whether it being a sausagefest or short guys buying girls drinks and following them for eternity. One may never know until they go hard.

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