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Lamborghini on Fire is the New Luxury Status in Miami

Pulling up in a charred Lamborghini will soon be the ultimate status symbol in the city of Miami.

Lamborghini on Fire is the New Luxury Status in Miami

Pulling up in a charred Lamborghini will soon be the ultimate status symbol in the city of Miami. If you walk down Ocean Drive, neon colored sports cars seem to be the norm. But nothing else places emphasis on disposable income than a total loss Lamborghini on fire in your parking lot.

Most sports car owner’s in Miami are always proving a Lamborghini is the ultimate beach side whip. Some spend a fortune to replace the hood with carbon fiber; but the real ballers carbonize the entire car.

If you recently purchased your Lamborghini, the process is simple.  Rev the engine in front of a nightclub or at a red light by another sports car and watch it burst on fire from the exhaust to the hood. Most people will ridicule you, but stand firm to your decision by lighting up a Cuban with the flames and look them in the eye through either aviators or Wayfarer sunglasses. Once the majority of the body is matte with molten paint ask the nearest restaurant manager for a fire extinguisher. If the tires remain, be sure to peel out for added effect.


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Comedy shows in Miami this week

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Updated Mon, Nov 2 · 6 shows in the next 7 days

  1. TUE3

    Touring headliner

    Daniel Sloss

    Nov 3 · 7 PM · Lillian S. Wells Hall at The Parker, Fort Lauderdale

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  2. TUE3

    Miami Comedy Original

    TOO LIT Tuesday

    Nov 3 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

    Free seats, or $25 guaranteed with a shot. 21+.

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  3. WED4

    Miami Comedy Original

    Wingman Wednesday

    Nov 4 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

    Free GA or $25 guaranteed seats. Ladies drink free 9 to 10 PM. 21+.

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  4. FRI6

    Touring headliner

    Matt McCusker

    Nov 6 · 7 PM · Lillian S. Wells Hall at The Parker, Fort Lauderdale

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  5. SAT7

    Miami Comedy Original

    SO LIT Saturday

    Nov 7 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell

    Free seats, or $25 guaranteed with a shot. 21+.

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  6. SUN8

    Touring headliner

    Alex Edelman

    Nov 8 · 6:30 PM · Lillian S. Wells Hall at The Parker, Fort Lauderdale

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