Lamborghini on Fire is the New Luxury Status in Miami
Pulling up in a charred Lamborghini will soon be the ultimate status symbol in the city of Miami.

Pulling up in a charred Lamborghini will soon be the ultimate status symbol in the city of Miami. If you walk down Ocean Drive, neon colored sports cars seem to be the norm. But nothing else places emphasis on disposable income than a total loss Lamborghini on fire in your parking lot.
Most sports car owner’s in Miami are always proving a Lamborghini is the ultimate beach side whip. Some spend a fortune to replace the hood with carbon fiber; but the real ballers carbonize the entire car.
If you recently purchased your Lamborghini, the process is simple. Rev the engine in front of a nightclub or at a red light by another sports car and watch it burst on fire from the exhaust to the hood. Most people will ridicule you, but stand firm to your decision by lighting up a Cuban with the flames and look them in the eye through either aviators or Wayfarer sunglasses. Once the majority of the body is matte with molten paint ask the nearest restaurant manager for a fire extinguisher. If the tires remain, be sure to peel out for added effect.
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Updated Mon, Nov 2 · 6 shows in the next 7 days
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TOO LIT Tuesday
Nov 3 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell
Free seats, or $25 guaranteed with a shot. 21+.
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Wingman Wednesday
Nov 4 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell
Free GA or $25 guaranteed seats. Ladies drink free 9 to 10 PM. 21+.
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SO LIT Saturday
Nov 7 · 9 PM · Blackbird Ordinary, Brickell
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