Lamborghini on fire

Lamborghini on Fire is the New Luxury Status in Miami

Pulling up in a charred Lamborghini will soon be the ultimate status symbol in the city of Miami. If you walk down Ocean Drive, neon colored sports cars seem to be the norm. But nothing else places emphasis on disposable income than a total loss Lamborghini on fire in your parking lot.

Most sports car owner’s in Miami are always proving a Lamborghini is the ultimate beach side whip. Some spend a fortune to replace the hood with carbon fiber; but the real ballers carbonize the entire car.

If you recently purchased your Lamborghini, the process is simple.  Rev the engine in front of a nightclub or at a red light by another sports car and watch it burst on fire from the exhaust to the hood. Most people will ridicule you, but stand firm to your decision by lighting up a Cuban with the flames and look them in the eye through either aviators or Wayfarer sunglasses. Once the majority of the body is matte with molten paint ask the nearest restaurant manager for a fire extinguisher. If the tires remain, be sure to peel out for added effect.

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Manny Garavito is founder, writer and stand up comedian for Miami Comedy. Originally from Long Island, Manny moved to Miami at an early age to soak in the sun and culture. In addition, he is a freelance digital marketer.