Miami Comedy Shows This Week: UFOs, Yacht Parties, and Brickell Comedy Shows

Hey,

It’s funny how the alien files are being declassified and the nation just doesn’t care.

Especially in Miami, where grainy black and white UFO photos don’t compare to the phenomenon of 100 cop cars pulling up to Bayside while your tia swears she was there and saw aliens walking around firsthand, just adding fuel to the chisme.

These files rolled out right on time for May the 4th, but the only Star Wars we celebrate around here is when a Virgo refuses to text a Gemini back.

That’s what makes this city so unique. Things that are supposed to impress humanity simply don’t impress Miami.

If we saw a UFO traveling beneath the waters of South Beach, but a yacht party floated by at the same time with sparklers, DJs, and party girls, which way do you think we’re pointing the camera?

One would have us speculating about what advanced technology is capable of.

The other would have us realizing we need to get into the yacht business.

But if you want to see history in the making as the comedy scene in Miami continues to develop, come out to this week’s comedy shows.

There’ll be some announcements being made real soon, but this is your chance to be in the know on where to find quality laughs in Little Havana and Brickell. Because even during possible extraterrestrial disclosure, people in Miami still need somewhere to drink and avoid their own thoughts. A truly resilient culture.

You can also join the top secret VIP texting community for comedy show perks, drink specials, community, and more by texting MIAMI to (786) 610-5571.

See ya at a show.