Miami Date Night Ideas: Why We’re All Looking for Love Backwards

Miami treats dating like a product launch.

Someone gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and suddenly it's presented to the public like the latest iPhone.

"This one has emotional availability, communication skills, and a better battery life."

Boys collect dating liabilities and call it a roster.

Girls downgrade to comforting red flags and call it intuition.

Everyone is looking for the perfect partner while secretly hoping someone else will distract them from their dating life misunderstandings.

Then we go online looking for answers.

One person tells us what a "real man" is.

Another tells us what a "high-value woman" is.

By the end of it, nobody knows what they want except everyone else's approval.

The funny thing is that the best relationships usually don't hide where you are in life.

They reveal exactly which parts are still under construction.

Which is why we're launching Wingman Wednesdays at Blackbird Ordinary.

A comedy show where we help you navigate your turbulent love life through crowd interaction, questionable advice, and public accountability.

Starting this Wednesday at 9 PM

 Ladies drink free from 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM

You can sit back and watch.

You can participate.

You can bring a date.

You can realize halfway through the show why your last three relationships ended the same way.

And if dating isn't your current emergency, Miami Comedy has shows happening all week long.

Check out this week's lineup below and come laugh at somebody else's life for a change.