Tag: comedy podcast

Leonardo Miami Beach invited me to dinner, so I read their whole website out loud first. Handmade pasta, live jazz, and fine dining on Collins until 3 AM on weekends.

If Miami had a zombie apocalypse we’d probably win. Cafecito zombies, a 24 hour club full of survivors, and abuela’s hurricane closet. Here’s why the 305 is ready.

Heels in one hand, phone in the other, barefoot on the club floor. Here’s what a pata sucia really means in Miami, and why you never fight somebody with no shoes on.

I’ve been working from home in Miami since before it was cool. Here’s what I learned, from eating lunch on sales calls to the law firms in Little Havana with picket fences.

Miami is the least scary city in America, but a few spots still get me. The Wynwood horror maze at 2 AM, dive bars that aren’t on Google, and an abuela with a chancleta.

Dating somebody who just moved to Miami? Here are my first date ideas, from Flanigan’s free nachos to the cafecito that will ruin Starbucks for them forever.

I got a traffic ticket in Miami for a rolling right turn at five miles an hour. Here is why the rolling stop is a Miami language, and what happened when I tried to fight a ticket in court.

If I came back as a ghost in Miami, I’m not haunting some broken down shack. I’m taking Vizcaya, a Porsche Design Tower car elevator, and a VIP table I never paid for.

Is weed legal in Miami? Medical yes, recreational not yet. But when it happens, Miami is getting a dispensary with a DJ and a menu full of Croqueta Kush.

Pura Vida Miami is basically church for a hungover Sunday. You confess your sins, pay a hundred dollars for breakfast, and walk out a new man.