Category: Podcast

Heels in one hand, phone in the other, barefoot on the club floor. Here’s what a pata sucia really means in Miami, and why you never fight somebody with no shoes on.

I’ve been working from home in Miami since before it was cool. Here’s what I learned, from eating lunch on sales calls to the law firms in Little Havana with picket fences.

Miami is the least scary city in America, but a few spots still get me. The Wynwood horror maze at 2 AM, dive bars that aren’t on Google, and an abuela with a chancleta.

Dating somebody who just moved to Miami? Here are my first date ideas, from Flanigan’s free nachos to the cafecito that will ruin Starbucks for them forever.

I got a traffic ticket in Miami for a rolling right turn at five miles an hour. Here is why the rolling stop is a Miami language, and what happened when I tried to fight a ticket in court.

If I came back as a ghost in Miami, I’m not haunting some broken down shack. I’m taking Vizcaya, a Porsche Design Tower car elevator, and a VIP table I never paid for.

Is weed legal in Miami? Medical yes, recreational not yet. But when it happens, Miami is getting a dispensary with a DJ and a menu full of Croqueta Kush.

Pura Vida Miami is basically church for a hungover Sunday. You confess your sins, pay a hundred dollars for breakfast, and walk out a new man.

If you can see a skyline from your window in Miami, you are paying extra for it. Then the HOA shows up for its cut, and the elevator still does not work.

A bicycle gets into a Miami lane and suddenly everybody has a theory about patience, the planet, and who owns the road. I’m trying to let the cyclist get where he’s going without turning the commute into a debate.